Church Bloopers

A brief compilation of bloopers from Church Bulletins, Newsletters and the Pulpit:

Our next song is “Angels we have heard get high”.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be re-cycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

“Don’t let worry kill you – let the church help”

Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet should come forward and do so.

Thursday night is a potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell”. Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Weight watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.